I swear to god, my mom swears more than I do. Today she was going on like; “He’s just being a dickehead.” “He’s just being a dick.” “What a dildo!” “Fuck, I don’t know what to do anymore.” not to mention she says ‘gay’ all the time. I dunno what’s up with that.

Just got back from walking my dog. Some crackhead tried chatting me up, it was pretty weird. Because at first she seemed normal but then she just kept ranting on and on about some seriously racist shit and someone propositioning her, and oh fuck I don’t even know. I just nodded and tried to look like I was listening politely until she let me walk away.